diasporic on Nostr: Dweeb realpolitiking newspaper man: "Yo, you are driving the bus right off the cliff. ...

Dweeb realpolitiking newspaper man:
"Yo, you are driving the bus right off the cliff. Is that really why you dropped $44 billion to buy that bus?"

Insufferable, richest man in the world:
"Vroom-vroom, muthafucka! Also, I blame the road for not keeping up with my wheels."