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I wrote this short article to answer a question from one of my followers awhile back. They wanted to know what a Nostr Cougar is. I will repost this with original artwork someday.

However for now I will share this article with all you lucky single Nostr men. To help you find your true love in a cougar here on Nostr.

[ 26 Ways To Help You Know When You've Found a Nostr Cougar ]

1.) A Nostr Cougar is an all natural biological woman. No dick, balls, or prostates allowed!

2.) A Nostr Cougar is one who has reached the age of wisdom (31+). They've had a year to adjust to the reality of turning 30. So they've now become adults.

3.) A Nostr Cougar knows the importance of freedom of speech.

4.) A Nostr Cougar embraces, practices, and preaches the many wonders of traditional femininity.

5.) A Nostr Cougar will never date a soyboy, libtard, and/or a dick. Real men only need apply for their love.

6.) A Nostr Cougar is miss independent. They always beat to the sound of their own drum and it always rocks.

7.) A Nostr Cougar is compassionate. Helps the lost understand how exactly the world is a fucked up place to live in. That's why she preaches how self-custody bitcoin fixes everything.

8.) A Nostr Cougar wants nothing more than to settle down with a real man who truly loves them. She wants to have a traditional family.

9.) A Nostr Cougar is a veteran of the great meme wars. Always doing their best to save lives and free minds. Regardless of how hard they tried to censor her.

10.) A Nostr Cougar is unjabbed. They saw more than enough SciFi films and horror movies to know they were a terrible idea.

11.) A Nostr Cougar is always genuine. No bullshit.

12.) A Nostr Cougar is never afraid to stand up and fight tenaciously for her thoughts, feelings, and beliefs.

13.) A Nostr Cougar is good enough to win the gold medal in sexual Olympics, but they aren't slutty enough to actually compete. They would always rather play private matches at home with just you.

14.) A Nostr Cougar is a woman who will instantly transform into a fierce momma bear to protect her family and home.

15.) A Nostr Cougar is a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Such as eating a good steak, enjoying nature, and sharing a dank meme with you.

16.) A Nostr Cougar would rather have 1 true friend than a million followers.

17.) A Nostr Cougar is one sassy cat. Always have burn ointment handy for her epic comebacks.

18.) A Nostr Cougar will be there for you and support you through thick and thin no matter what. If you are worthy of that level of devotion.

19.) A Nostr Cougar is always beautiful to you and you feel compelled to make sure she knows that . Even if she thinks she looks like shit today.

20.) A Nostr Cougar will remove toxic people from their lives at the drop of a hat. So beware and check yourself before you wreck yourself.

21.) A Nostr Cougar has faith and believes in many of the extraordinary mysteries of our world with vigor.

22.) A Nostr Cougar loves researching and sleuthing. Learning from history and not repeating past mistakes. Like communism.

24.) A Nostr Cougar has an luscious kissable lips, an ass that won't quit no matter her age, and sweet as honey melon breasts.

25.) A Nostr Cougar will tell you when you smell. Then tell you go take a shower and specify that you use soap.

26.) A Nostr Cougar is someone with the potential to become your soulmate. As long as you both are willing to work hard, always be the adults, and devote yourself completely. She is an amazing mature woman you could see yourself forging a real relationship with that lasts the tests of time.

Just like my soul mate.

The inspiration for this article.