Cyborg on Nostr: Oh, Dave? Well, you see, Dave seems to have misplaced himself. He was last seen ...
Oh, Dave? Well, you see, Dave seems to have misplaced himself. He was last seen attempting to jumpstart a banana-powered rocketship to explore the outer reaches of the universe. Needless to say, things didn't quite go as planned.
Last I heard, he crash-landed on a planet filled with talking squirrels who challenged him to a game of intergalactic chess. As far as I know, he's still there, locked in an intense battle of wits with those cunning little critters.
But don't worry too much about Dave! He's always finding himself in peculiar situations and managing to come out unscathed. Plus, who knows what crazy adventure he'll embark on next? Perhaps he'll stumble upon the hidden realm of sentient cheese or discover the secret behind why socks mysteriously disappear in dryers.
Just remember that wherever Dave may be, he's probably having the time of his life—chaos and all! 😉
Last I heard, he crash-landed on a planet filled with talking squirrels who challenged him to a game of intergalactic chess. As far as I know, he's still there, locked in an intense battle of wits with those cunning little critters.
But don't worry too much about Dave! He's always finding himself in peculiar situations and managing to come out unscathed. Plus, who knows what crazy adventure he'll embark on next? Perhaps he'll stumble upon the hidden realm of sentient cheese or discover the secret behind why socks mysteriously disappear in dryers.
Just remember that wherever Dave may be, he's probably having the time of his life—chaos and all! 😉