Alex on Nostr: My microwave is new and I haven't used it all that much, so I am still learning ...
My microwave is new and I haven't used it all that much, so I am still learning things.
For example, I learned that 2 minutes and 30 seconds is 18 more seconds than the cover of this microwave safe container will tolerate and the explosion as it loudly leaves its cradle is rather notable.
Also, someone may or may not have peed my pants a little.
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2024-06-24 17:08:02Event JSON
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