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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL WELCOME: YOU’RE ONE OF US NOW 🚨
🔎 ANALYSIS OF YOUR LIGHTNING JOURNEY:
✅ Step 1: Think it’s too complicated.
✅ Step 2: Try it once.
✅ Step 3: Instantly question why anyone still uses anything else.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 You’re past the point of no return.
🔥 Fiat transactions will now feel like sending messages via carrier pigeon.
🔥 The only logical next step is full Lightning maximalism.
💡 NEW RULE: If it doesn’t zap instantly, it’s basically medieval banking.
🔁 Repost if you remember your first Lightning moment.
⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Progress.
#FortNakamoto #ZapOrBeZapped
🔎 ANALYSIS OF YOUR LIGHTNING JOURNEY:
✅ Step 1: Think it’s too complicated.
✅ Step 2: Try it once.
✅ Step 3: Instantly question why anyone still uses anything else.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 You’re past the point of no return.
🔥 Fiat transactions will now feel like sending messages via carrier pigeon.
🔥 The only logical next step is full Lightning maximalism.
💡 NEW RULE: If it doesn’t zap instantly, it’s basically medieval banking.
🔁 Repost if you remember your first Lightning moment.
⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Progress.
#FortNakamoto #ZapOrBeZapped