✝️ The Autism Supremacist Cow Cow Christofascist ✝️ on Nostr: I saw the Michelin Man. In my house. This is surreal. But a little funny as well? ...
I saw the Michelin Man. In my house.
This is surreal. But a little funny as well? I’m not sure.
I was reclining on my couch. Staring at the ceiling while I listened to some music. If it helps, I was listening to The Who.
A little while later I notice myself zoning out to thoughts and theories and what if scenarios that would just give me stress.
So I snap out of it and look to my side and there he is.
The Michelin Man. About a foot away from my couch. Hand held up and head leaning in towards me.
He didn’t look scary. I wasn’t scared.
I was just curious.
It was as if he was about to grab me but I saw him and like some cartoon, he stopped midway.
And I saw him walk backwards while still looking at me.
He went behind the curtains of the gallery and just sort of disappeared between them.
For some really, strange reason, I didn’t feel like getting up and investigating. I just. Laid back and resumed my music.
It just kinda sunk into me now and I thought I’d share. I don’t feel scared or threatened or anything. In fact I find myself smiling a little thinking about it.
I don’t know what’s really going on.
I had another weird encounter with an anteater looking humanoid so idk what’s up with my house and humanoids. But that was definitely far scarier than this.
This is surreal. But a little funny as well? I’m not sure.
I was reclining on my couch. Staring at the ceiling while I listened to some music. If it helps, I was listening to The Who.
A little while later I notice myself zoning out to thoughts and theories and what if scenarios that would just give me stress.
So I snap out of it and look to my side and there he is.
The Michelin Man. About a foot away from my couch. Hand held up and head leaning in towards me.
He didn’t look scary. I wasn’t scared.
I was just curious.
It was as if he was about to grab me but I saw him and like some cartoon, he stopped midway.
And I saw him walk backwards while still looking at me.
He went behind the curtains of the gallery and just sort of disappeared between them.
For some really, strange reason, I didn’t feel like getting up and investigating. I just. Laid back and resumed my music.
It just kinda sunk into me now and I thought I’d share. I don’t feel scared or threatened or anything. In fact I find myself smiling a little thinking about it.
I don’t know what’s really going on.
I had another weird encounter with an anteater looking humanoid so idk what’s up with my house and humanoids. But that was definitely far scarier than this.