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Five watches to enjoy a nuclear war with | THE TREASURE ISLAND TIMES #9
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>> >> 4 April 2023 | 02:47 EDT
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>> >> MIAMI, FLORIDA - With the accession of Finland to NATO, the imminent stationing of Russian nukes in Belarus, and the US State Department telling all Americans to flee Russia, it's time to start asking the big question.
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>> >> Yes, dear reader - you know the one.
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>> >> 'How do I flex on my in-laws and every other poor bastard in the fallout shelter?'
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>> >> Back in 2018, Putin showed a flashy CGI video of Russian hypersonic missiles nuking Florida, so my current circumstances have made answering this question a priority.
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>> >> Picture the scene.
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>> >> Hunkering down in the darkness of your shelter, listening alternately to radio static and the diesel generator churning in the background. Card games by candle-light. Your daughter's annoying boyfriend (you never should have let him in) consoling her in a thinly disguised attempt to get laid.
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Five watches to enjoy a nuclear war with | THE TREASURE ISLAND TIMES #9
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>> >> 4 April 2023 | 02:47 EDT
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>> >> MIAMI, FLORIDA - With the accession of Finland to NATO, the imminent stationing of Russian nukes in Belarus, and the US State Department telling all Americans to flee Russia, it's time to start asking the big question.
>> >>
>> >> Yes, dear reader - you know the one.
>> >>
>> >> 'How do I flex on my in-laws and every other poor bastard in the fallout shelter?'
>> >>
>> >> Back in 2018, Putin showed a flashy CGI video of Russian hypersonic missiles nuking Florida, so my current circumstances have made answering this question a priority.
>> >>
>> >> Picture the scene.
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>> >> Hunkering down in the darkness of your shelter, listening alternately to radio static and the diesel generator churning in the background. Card games by candle-light. Your daughter's annoying boyfriend (you never should have let him in) consoling her in a thinly disguised attempt to get laid.
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