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Welcome to your 20s. You now like Coldplay.
Welcome to your 30s. You now have a favorite spatula. His name is Jerry Wangjangle, and he is the best one for obvious reasons.
Welcome to your 40s. You now have a fork in your cutlery drawer that you hate and frown at every time you accidentally grab it.
Welcome to your 50s. You now have 13 extra keys on your key ring, none of which open anything you currently own. You refuse to get rid of any of them.
Welcome to your 60s. You now obsessively straighten a painting on your wall which you despise.
Welcome to your 70s. You now have a near unlimited supply of those strawberry flavored candies in your purse which nobody knows the name of. You have never bought them. You don't know where they came from or even what they're called.
Welcome to your 80s. You like Coldplay again, but for completely different reasons.
Welcome to your 30s. You now have a favorite spatula. His name is Jerry Wangjangle, and he is the best one for obvious reasons.
Welcome to your 40s. You now have a fork in your cutlery drawer that you hate and frown at every time you accidentally grab it.
Welcome to your 50s. You now have 13 extra keys on your key ring, none of which open anything you currently own. You refuse to get rid of any of them.
Welcome to your 60s. You now obsessively straighten a painting on your wall which you despise.
Welcome to your 70s. You now have a near unlimited supply of those strawberry flavored candies in your purse which nobody knows the name of. You have never bought them. You don't know where they came from or even what they're called.
Welcome to your 80s. You like Coldplay again, but for completely different reasons.