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It took a few embarrassing sinkings before the Orcas got the hang of piracy. However, once they sorted out the process, and delivered the merchandise, the polar bears were pleased beyond measure with their new yachts. The acquisition of a naval capability has arrested the decline in the population of Ursus Maritimus, with bears now routinely undertaking hunting voyages of several weeks duration within their formerly ice-covered range.
Maritime traffic is cautioned not to approach bear-crewed vessels as aerial observations indicate that several are armed with salvaged harpoon guns.
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