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Welcome to the planet's only "Oops, all splash zone" amusement park!💦
Every attraction is guaranteed to leave you feeling slightly uncomfortably moist.
We have video arcades, mostly free of electrical shocks!
A petting zoo with exclusively non-aquatic species from the solar system.
Do you like soggy fries?! Of course you do! Stop by our food court which has periodic dumps of water while you eat!
And don't worry, the toilets are supposed to be overflowing.
Visit us today, bring a coat!
Welcome to the planet's only "Oops, all splash zone" amusement park!💦
Every attraction is guaranteed to leave you feeling slightly uncomfortably moist.
We have video arcades, mostly free of electrical shocks!
A petting zoo with exclusively non-aquatic species from the solar system.
Do you like soggy fries?! Of course you do! Stop by our food court which has periodic dumps of water while you eat!
And don't worry, the toilets are supposed to be overflowing.
Visit us today, bring a coat!