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**Dad jokes to use for Father's Day, or after if you forgot**
Too late for this year, but it is good to know you can give the gift of dad jokes (https://jokesoftheday.net/joke-20-Best-dad-jokes-of-all-time/2023061897) next Father's Day (https://jokesoftheday.net/joke-18-Worst-dad-jokes-for-Fathers-Day-according-to-Amazon-employees/2023061898). Here are just a few.
This girl asked me why I had an unlit cigarette in my tinder photo.
Well I told her that I’m looking for a match.
Math? I can tolerate algebra and calculus ...
but geometry is where I draw the line.
What kind of music do chiropractors like?
Hip pop.
I like telling Dad jokes …
sometimes he laughs.
Sundays are always a little sad,
but the day before is a sadder day.
What kind of dog does a magician have?
A Labracadabrador!
What did the mama cow say to the calf?
It’s pasture bedtime!
What do you call an illegally parked frog in Philly?
Toad!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
What is it with people that won't embrace modern technology...
Answers on a postcard please!
Be thankful it's not snowing...
Imagine shovelling snow in this heat!
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https://jokesoftheday.net/joke-Dad-jokes-to-use-for-Father-s-Day-or-after-if-you-forgot/2023061997
Too late for this year, but it is good to know you can give the gift of dad jokes (https://jokesoftheday.net/joke-20-Best-dad-jokes-of-all-time/2023061897) next Father's Day (https://jokesoftheday.net/joke-18-Worst-dad-jokes-for-Fathers-Day-according-to-Amazon-employees/2023061898). Here are just a few.
This girl asked me why I had an unlit cigarette in my tinder photo.
Well I told her that I’m looking for a match.
Math? I can tolerate algebra and calculus ...
but geometry is where I draw the line.
What kind of music do chiropractors like?
Hip pop.
I like telling Dad jokes …
sometimes he laughs.
Sundays are always a little sad,
but the day before is a sadder day.
What kind of dog does a magician have?
A Labracadabrador!
What did the mama cow say to the calf?
It’s pasture bedtime!
What do you call an illegally parked frog in Philly?
Toad!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
What is it with people that won't embrace modern technology...
Answers on a postcard please!
Be thankful it's not snowing...
Imagine shovelling snow in this heat!
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Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net (https://jokesoftheday.net)
https://jokesoftheday.net/joke-Dad-jokes-to-use-for-Father-s-Day-or-after-if-you-forgot/2023061997