Not Adam’s Alt on Nostr: By martial law edict I hereby appoint nprofile1q…kxlp8 as NAS Secretary General in ...

By martial law edict I hereby appoint nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqulgcvnvfngedygj36x9ehh4levmnuhfp8zqm5k3mgy9aw48y8dmstkxlp8 (nprofile…xlp8) as NAS Secretary General in charge of free speech.

Your first portfolio will be to make and implement a plan to curtail harmful anti-Zionist rhetoric on this platform and prevent the North Koreans from compromising our sacred bodily fluids