darkflamemaster on Nostr: Me: I'd like to send my friend a private file. GVMT: "You don't need encryption. If ...
Me: I'd like to send my friend a private file.
GVMT: "You don't need encryption. If you're not sending anything bad, you have nothing to hide!"
Me: I'd like to look at a website and I don't think you need to know.
GVMT: "You don't need encryption. If you're not reading anything bad, you have nothing to hide!"
Me: I want to text my love and you should not be able to read what I tell them.
GVMT: "You don't need encryption. If you're not saying anything bad, you have nothing to hide!"
Me: I'd like to send funds to someone who is in danger and must remain anonymous.
GVMT: "You don't need encryption. If you're not supporting bad people, you have nothing to hide!"
Me: I want to video conference with my kids.
GVMT: "You don't need encryption. If you're not abusing them, you have nothing to hide!"
DOGE Auditor: I'm going to need access to all your records and communications.
GVMT: OH MY GOD THE SKY IS FALLING INTO A FIRE ON TOP OF RADIOACTIVE WASTE!! OH THE HUMANITIES!! THEY'RE TAKING OVER! THEY'RE KILLING PUPPIES AND SACRIFICING KITTENS TO SATAN!! ITS UNJUST! ITS UNLAWFUL! RISE UP AND SAVE US CITIZENS!! THEY'LL COME FOR YOU NEXT! WE'RE PUBLIC SERVANTS! WE SHOULDN'T BE TREATED LIKE THIS!
Me: uuuuhhhhhmmmm.......if you're not doing anything bad then....?? :-?
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2025-02-15 04:16:24Event JSON
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