Zoltan on Nostr: First this: BREAKING: The #Pentagon fails its seventh consecutive financial audit, ...

First this:

BREAKING: The #Pentagon fails its seventh consecutive financial audit, unable to account for $824 billion of its budget.

Then:

BREAKING: The Department of Defense reportedly ordered an industrial shredder following reports that Donald #Trump had won the election.

Imagine this under a #Bitcoin Standard. They would run out of money pretty fast! 😂