Andrew on Nostr: One of the worst "corporate jokes" is when supermarkets do puns based on the kinds of ...

One of the worst "corporate jokes" is when supermarkets do puns based on the kinds of things supermarkets sell.

Supermarkets sell everything, that's the whole point. They just take the thing they wanted to say and substitute literally any noun.

"Now you can shop on-wine!"
"Pen items or cress"
"Remember to scan your foil-tea lard!"

Fucking stop it. Ridiculous.