Kingstrum on Nostr: npub1j2yjk…rggdc "No, it doesn't clean you any better than other toilet paper. In ...

npub1j2yjk9gwrjfhhx0vpc8j9mvp5mpelc4ku2pgqm0qaqg5eneqnq0shrggdc (npub1j2y…ggdc) "No, it doesn't clean you any better than other toilet paper. In fact, it's so cheap you have to use 3x as much, but that just means you get the jokes quicker! If you want the 'good stuff', it's 100x as much for a 0.01% improvement in absorbancy. The jokes on that paper are actually worse, but you won't care, you'll be too busy with your intended business. Still, how can you pass up the chance to wipe your ass on 'BOB'!?"

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