Angus McIntyre on Nostr: npub1psdfx…99sr7 Sure, at first the giant murder chickens are only for ...
npub1psdfxfpxz2cwmmnsk60y3nqpn2tqh9n24h4hstvfkwvr6eaek9js499sr7 (npub1psd…9sr7) Sure, at first the giant murder chickens are only for supervillains.
But then they become commonplace, and next thing you know, there are mall cassowaries everywhere, moodily stalking through the aisles at Sephora and H&M, clawed feet scuffing on the industrial nylon carpeting.
And sure, the occasional chihuahua or toddler goes missing from time to time, but shoplifting’s down 85%, and that’s really all that the shareholders are about …
But then they become commonplace, and next thing you know, there are mall cassowaries everywhere, moodily stalking through the aisles at Sephora and H&M, clawed feet scuffing on the industrial nylon carpeting.
And sure, the occasional chihuahua or toddler goes missing from time to time, but shoplifting’s down 85%, and that’s really all that the shareholders are about …