bitgoin on Nostr: You Know You're An Extreme Redneck When! The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more ...

You Know You're An Extreme Redneck When!

The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

One of your kids was born on a pool table.

You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

Or you can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

😑