Suzu :miku_happy: on Nostr: So, earlier this week, I had the urge to eat a muffin sandwich with eggs and bacon ...

So, earlier this week, I had the urge to eat a muffin sandwich with eggs and bacon for breakfast, but I didn't have the ingredients at home.
Then I decided to call a delivery. I've heard good things about McDonald's breakfast menu and decided to try it. Opened the delivery app and asked for a double McEgg muffin with extra bacon and an apple pie.
What was delivered to me was a single McEgg, with no extra bacon. I complained to the delivery app, sent a picture, they refunded me.

This morning, I had to go downtown to buy some stuff and went out without eating anything. I passed by the exact same McDonald's that sent me the delivery the other day and tried earing breakfast there again. Went in, asked for a double McEgg muffin with extra bacon and an apple pie, and waited for it to be ready.

As I sit on my table and wrap the damn thing, what do I see?
A fucking single egg muffin with no extra bacon. Again. Why the fuck is it so hard for these fuckers to follow simple instructions? They barely deserve the minimum wage they get.

I went to complain, and the manager was a weird they/them with a trans pride pin on the uniform and I couldn't figure if it was a fat guy pretending to be a woman or if it was a fat girl pretending to be a dude. As it opened the door to the kitchen to tell the staff to redo my order, I peeked inside.
Full of niggers.

Off fucking course it was.