Air Quotes Comedian on Nostr: npub15ma7s…wht24 Reminds me of that joke (not mine). A Texan is in The Outback and ...

npub15ma7s9pg9semrtr40y2y0nfhhjta9jgyp0sv6huezunn4e9s59fsjwht24 (npub15ma…ht24) Reminds me of that joke (not mine).

A Texan is in The Outback and he comes across a rancher leaning on the fence drinking a tin of beer.
The Texan says, “I sure like this country, but everything is small here compared to my ranch in Texas.”
The rancher sips his brew and says, “How’z that mate?”
The Texan points to a barn and says, “What’s that?”
The Aussie nods at the barn and says, “That’d be a barn.”
The Texan snorts, “Barn? My outhouse is that size back in Texas. Everything’s bigger in Texas.”
The Aussie nods, “A’right, I see.”
The Texan points to a four wheeler, “What’s that?”
The Aussie uses a finger to lift the brim of his hat and squints at the vehicle, “That’s an ATV, I use it to get around the place, y’know.”
“Look at it, teeny tiny, I have a hulking SUV to roam my ranch. Everything’s bigger in Texas.”
The Aussie shrugs, “I guess I’m finding that out.”
Then the Texan gets very excited and points to a passing kangaroo.
“What the hell is that?”
“That’s just a grasshopper mate.”