Bruce Spencer on Nostr: npub1nxty7…a055a Eli was a quiet guy who hated his neighbors, the Cooks; they were ...
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Eli was a quiet guy who hated his neighbors, the Cooks; they were annoying: lots of loud backyard cookouts, blocking his driveway, and complaints about how he didn't cut the grass. Eli wanted revenge. He noticed the Cooks like to feed the birds; they gushed over them. So, Eli built an AI cyber-squirrel. ‘Red’ could solve any maze, empty the feeders in minutes, was good at breaking into the Cook’s attack (where it stored seeds to attract mice), and best, chewing power cables.
Eli was a quiet guy who hated his neighbors, the Cooks; they were annoying: lots of loud backyard cookouts, blocking his driveway, and complaints about how he didn't cut the grass. Eli wanted revenge. He noticed the Cooks like to feed the birds; they gushed over them. So, Eli built an AI cyber-squirrel. ‘Red’ could solve any maze, empty the feeders in minutes, was good at breaking into the Cook’s attack (where it stored seeds to attract mice), and best, chewing power cables.