Sparkles, Profesh Male Model on Nostr: Me: "Oh my god, I think I'm dying! Am I dying?" Pulse Oximeter: "No, you're not dying ...

Me: "Oh my god, I think I'm dying! Am I dying?"
Pulse Oximeter: "No, you're not dying - it's just your long covid being a butt."
Me: "But... what if you're wrong? You could be wrong!"
Pulse Oximeter: "Your numbers are great! You're actually fine."
Me: "YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!"
Pulse Oximeter: "You. Are. Fine. FINE. YOU'RE FINE! Look, I can't help you - leave me alone."
Me: "Hey! HEY! Did you stop talking to me because I'm dying?"
Me: "HELLO????"
Me: "Oh my god, I think I'm dying! Am I dying?"