shotaro on Nostr: Say there are 500,000,000 children around the world aged 11 to 16. Assume half of ...
Say there are 500,000,000 children around the world aged 11 to 16. Assume half of these kids masturbate on average once per day. That's 174,000 orgasms every second. Only counting boys, that's roughly 87,000 tiny dicks shooting together with you when you come.
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