The Volatile Mermaid on Nostr: Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30. Women’s pants: ...
Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30.
Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.
Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.