ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt on Nostr: People don't go to the movies anymore bc we don't wanna sit and wonder who had to ...

People don't go to the movies anymore bc we don't wanna sit and wonder who had to suck a dick to be in the movie for 90 minutes.

Also, everything is a shitty remake of a beloved movie but they cast the main character with whatever demographic is trending so Hollywood can disguise greed with being "inclusive".

Which is yet another tactic to get you to forget who had to double pump an old dudes shaft for a 90 minute sequel nobody wanted.