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quoting nevent1q…uzcx

like if I said “I broke into 8 girls houses and licked all their dildos” that wouldn’t be gay at all but if I said “i broke into 8 girls houses and stuck all their dildos up my ass” it would be really gay

licking is the second most straight thing you can do to a dildo second only to ejaculating on it