Angus McIntyre on Nostr: TEENAGE ME: Hey, who are you, old man? STRANGER: I'm you – from the future! And ...
TEENAGE ME: Hey, who are you, old man?
STRANGER: I'm you – from the future! And I've gotta tell you something, kid. Things may seem bleak right now, but one day you're gonna be getting so much pussy that you won't be able to sleep.
TEENAGE ME: Wow, cool.
(several decades later)
PRESENT ME: You know, having a fifteen-pound rescue cat making biscuits on my face at 3AM is less fun than you made it sound.
STRANGER (shrugs): I gave you hope. And it wasn't STRICTLY a lie…
STRANGER: I'm you – from the future! And I've gotta tell you something, kid. Things may seem bleak right now, but one day you're gonna be getting so much pussy that you won't be able to sleep.
TEENAGE ME: Wow, cool.
(several decades later)
PRESENT ME: You know, having a fifteen-pound rescue cat making biscuits on my face at 3AM is less fun than you made it sound.
STRANGER (shrugs): I gave you hope. And it wasn't STRICTLY a lie…