Fabian Giesen on Nostr: - keep someone on the line for 2:30 minutes like it's a 90s thriller and you want to ...

- keep someone on the line for 2:30 minutes like it's a 90s thriller and you want to trace the phone call
- brownies
- read a Sartre play but don't think about it too hard
- rewind a VHS tape so the next person doesn't have to
- pose dramatically
- heist a 50lbs sack of rice
- flopping
- climb a tree
- learn how to tweak keyboard stabilizers
- realize that you'd rather not have learned that because why is this tweaky bullshit a thing
- bad but enthusiastic accordion playing
- swashbuckle