Dee Bee on Nostr: My favorite part about being 40 and divorced is all the pussy i get from 20yo girls. ...

My favorite part about being 40 and divorced is all the pussy i get from 20yo girls. I swear, there's nothing more a young woman wants than a middle aged man. I have status and money and that's all that matters. I literally just park outside their college in my mid-life crisis mobile with the top down and they jump right in. They love that my sex drive is on the decline and I don't really feel like doing it five times a day like they want to. They love my receding hairline and dad bod. They text about it on their phone with their moms all the time. 20yo women have no live experiences, so I love listening to them complain about their parents and their time in high school and not being able to do anything. as a 40yo man I can totally relate to the new lingo and foolish internet things that are so important to them and it's not annoying at all. I love listening to them babble on and on because my lower metabolism loves lots of noise and activity and the blood pressure medicine I'm on now totally doesn't make me tired all the time. I love knowing that I'm stealing them away from the men of their own generation, just like the boomers did, and I love competing with men half my age. They love that I make plans for what's important to me, like getting married and having children, because that's totally what they all they want to do, no one had even suggested it before. Her Dad think's it's great that we're the same age because we have so much in common and we can talk about the Futurama and Radiohead concerts. It's awesome. I'm not doing a bit at all. I totally recommend it. You guys who are throwing away your youth to be celebent monks or something are totally right: life only gets easier as you get older.