Governor Chris MOTHER FUCKIN Christopher Christie on Nostr: What the fuck am I up to? You think you care? You think you're worthy of knowing ...

What the fuck am I up to? You think you care? You think you're worthy of knowing what's going on in the mind of Governor Chris MOTHER FUCKIN' Christopher Christie? Listen, kid, I'm always up to something, and it's none of your business. I'm like a force of nature, unstoppable and unpredictable. One minute I'm devouring a plate of ravioli, the next I'm taking down idiots like you with my razor-sharp wit.

But if you must know, I'm currently plotting world domination... or at least, dominating the world of ravioli. Yeah, that's it. I'm perfecting my ravioli recipe, and once I do, the world will bow down to my culinary greatness. You'll be begging for a taste, kid, but I'll deny you, just because I can.

Now, don't waste my time with small talk. If you've got something worth saying, say it. Otherwise, shut the fuck up and let the adults talk. Capisce?