BugmanJones on Nostr: Tip for European tourists visiting America: Keep some Burger King coupons on you. ...
Tip for European tourists visiting America: Keep some Burger King coupons on you. You'll need those for when you encounter an Amerimutt and it won't stop babbling about its horrendous political opinion. If that happens, slowly reach into your pocket and show it the coupons. Tell the mutt that you agree, but they should get going because these deals won't last as you slip the coupon into its greasy paw, then run as fast as you can. Don't worry about it catching you - Americans are too fat to run.
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