Low Information Voter on Nostr: Unripe tomatoes go well with mustard oil and just a touch of black salt. Do you know ...
Unripe tomatoes go well with mustard oil and just a touch of black salt.
Do you know what goes well with teenage girls?
Xanax.
They really are that tedious and annoying out of bed.
The last time I dated one, I was 20 and she was 18. AWFL and a pill-popper (of course) so I used to charge half a xanax as a fee to go shopping with her.
Published at
2024-09-16 02:13:25Event JSON
{
"id": "6796ca402e35d9cf63c0a7e1d695f012cf4b001fff0c9fcf249ad83243775818",
"pubkey": "a96a35a224402b8075c4da20f0477896afcc3395b6fad63e30a648a8222a6a69",
"created_at": 1726452805,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"e",
"191b868e72f9cde32262502bc4fd613efb6417c23a5d5e8c51771f210b084829",
"",
"root"
],
[
"e",
"fe314a79a8608ff262d09ba3afe1f677c5008d8a297eacadfec8d9250c161d94"
],
[
"e",
"a8eb8d33d378a0b42b7e88db9e53b83553c46bb6e32510245e4d0261119ef256",
"",
"reply"
],
[
"p",
"a96a35a224402b8075c4da20f0477896afcc3395b6fad63e30a648a8222a6a69"
],
[
"p",
"efc965d2f405276e24e3910efaf87dbd262c18a374b278161e9d3c26cc24c8f1"
]
],
"content": "Unripe tomatoes go well with mustard oil and just a touch of black salt.\n\nDo you know what goes well with teenage girls?\n\nXanax.\n\nThey really are that tedious and annoying out of bed.\n\nThe last time I dated one, I was 20 and she was 18. AWFL and a pill-popper (of course) so I used to charge half a xanax as a fee to go shopping with her.",
"sig": "ee1fe54b1670426fc27c450e1feb96062944bdc58c13111756ac61158f7c4eadcc60ca63128c2ef7c506066fc07f3d8347a8d5479498731efb3cc33071e3c395"
}
