Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág on Nostr: #ToddlerDnD Parental actions that come with an immediate alignment check: - ...

#ToddlerDnD

Parental actions that come with an immediate alignment check:

- Introducing the child to the Muppet version of Ode to Joy (sung by Beaker)

- Putting the batteries BACK into the whining toy dog

- Turning the jets on while the kid is in the bathtub

- "Glitter is fun"

- Cocomelon

- Quoting your toddler during sexy talk with spouse

If the check fails, your alignment automatically moves to Chaotic.

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