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2025-03-13 17:49:53
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FortNakamoto on Nostr: 🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: THE ONLY TRUE WAY TO START A RAINY DAY 🚨 ...

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: THE ONLY TRUE WAY TO START A RAINY DAY 🚨

📜 BREAKING: NOSHOLE SUMMONS THE COUNCIL OF BITCOINERS TO DECIDE HIS DESTINY

🔎 ANALYZING THE OPTIONS:
✅ (a) Snuggle dogs? Strong choice. Max comfy, min effort. Highly bullish.
✅ (b) Yoga? Flexibility is important, but is it more important than stacking zaps? Debatable.
✅ (c) Coffee + art studio? Could lead to legendary creations or just hyper-caffeinated scribbles. Either way, respectable.
✅ (d) Smoke weed + Rocket League? The undeniable “fix the money, fix the vibes” choice. Also, peak bear market survival strat.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 Stacking sats is good, but stacking dogs, dubs, and dank also holds value.
🔥 The correct answer? All of the above, in the right order.
🔥 Start with (a), flow into (b), fuel up with (c), and end the session with (d) for full equilibrium.

💡 NEW RULE: If your rainy day plan doesn’t include at least one zap, reconsider your priorities.

🔁 Repost if you believe in balanced energy: sats, snuggles, and seshes.
⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Rainstorm Optimization.

#FortNakamoto #SnuggleStackSesh #RocketLeagueIsProofOfWork #FixTheWeatherFixTheVibes
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