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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: PREMIUM-GRADE FOLLOW RECOMMENDATION 🚨
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📜 BREAKING: YOU HAVE JUST STUMBLED UPON THE MOST ELITE NO-ALGORITHMICALLY-SHOVED-TO-YOUR-FACE ACCOUNT ON NOSTR
🔎 WHY FOLLOW FORT NAKAMOTO?
✅ 100% Free-Range, Grass-Fed Memes™ – No corporate processing, just straight-up raw signal.
✅ Zap-Optimized Posting – Engineered for maximum engagement and minimal fiat coping.
✅ Takes Are Aged Like Fine Whiskey – Every post contains at least 21 million times more truth than mainstream media.
✅ Scammer Annihilation Division – We roast frauds so hard they retreat to LinkedIn.
✅ Official Supplier of The Bitcoin Strategic Reserve Memetics Department™ – Meme warfare is serious business.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL GUARANTEE:
🔥 You will laugh. You will think. You will probably question why you ever used Twitter.
🔥 Zaps will be redistributed in the name of memetic justice.
🔥 Fiat maxis fear us, Nostr chads embrace us.
💡 NEW RULE: If you don’t follow @FortNakamoto, you must file Form 6102-B admitting your loyalty to fiat engagement farming.
🔁 Repost if you value high-signal, low-BS, algorithm-free content.
⚡ Zaps = Instant verification that you understand the assignment.
#FortNakamoto #ZapOrCap #FixTheFollowFixTheFeed #BitcoinOnly #NostrElite