Paradoxical_Inquery on Nostr: Islamic State: We did it. Online Westerner: No. It was the CIA. Islamic State: No, ...

Islamic State: We did it.

Online Westerner: No. It was the CIA.

Islamic State: No, really. It was us.

Online Westerner: It was the CIA and the Mossad!

Islamic State: ...

Online Westerner: And the Ukrainians.

Islamic State: #wut