R. L. Dane :debian: :openbsd:🧉 on Nostr: Things that happen faster than an #HDMI monitor activating: * Birthday parties * ...

Things that happen faster than an #HDMI monitor activating:

* Birthday parties
* Major lawsuits
* Political campaigns
* Death row appeals (yes, I live in barbaric country and state)
* Magnetic pole shifts
* Ice ages
* The heat death of the universe

I might be exaggerating... slightly. XD