Jason Self on Nostr: Meanwhile, in an alternate reality, everyone who eats cereal is assigned a spoon by a ...
Meanwhile, in an alternate reality, everyone who eats cereal is assigned a spoon by a government-appointed Spoonmaster, and losing it means you must attend the National Cereal Re-education Camp. Spoiler: It's just a week of oatmeal lectures! #AlternateUniverseProblems
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