Floaty Birb on Nostr: #monsterdon I was expecting the motorcycle dudes to look more like greasers, but no, ...

#monsterdon I was expecting the motorcycle dudes to look more like greasers, but no, they just look like 70s dudes. When the cops arrest them because think they're gang members who stole stuff. The only evidence the cops have are that they found some junk that the cops think was stolen and also "motorcyles go zoooom!"

They protest their innocence. While the National Guild of Laywers is not present, Makeshift Bikini Girl speaks up on their defense.