josef on Nostr: apparently mcdonalds has a new burger that will actually eat the customer. "I'm ...

apparently mcdonalds has a new burger that will actually eat the customer. "I'm relieved, really," said a McDonalds fan, who identified himself only as 'Darren'. A loyal eater of all things "Mc", Darren told us that he's considering the new product with an open mind. "It only seems fair," he concludes, "I've spent most of my life eating their products. It'd be one hell of a way to go." Critics have questioned the strategy, but most admit it has clear, long-term benefits for the environment.