Legit_Spaghetti on Nostr: "Listen JD, you're a disaster. We need to pivot, find a way to humanize you." "The ...

"Listen JD, you're a disaster. We need to pivot, find a way to humanize you."

"The dog thing didn't work?"

"No, you held the leash like a weirdo and obviously never owned a dog before. People caught on."

"Well shoot. What if I got a cat?"

"Great, yes, people love cats. Hard to fuck that one up."

"Oh, I know what I'm gonna name him!"

"You do?"

"Yeah, I'm gonna name him after the cat of my favorite author, H.P. Lovecraft!"

"...oh no."

⚠️ CW: That cat's name was a racist slur