Michael Lucas¹ :flan_molotov: on Nostr: Halloumi is three. That's ancient for a pet rat, like 100 for a human. At that age, ...
Halloumi is three. That's ancient for a pet rat, like 100 for a human. At that age, they're allowed to die of whatever they want.
A few weeks ago, he developed a penile tumor. Not a cyst, we've seen those too Legit tumor. We looked at it, said "well, that's gonna do him in, pain meds every day until the poor baby passes." All we could do is ease his path.
Rat peen are retractable. The tumor was deep inside. No way it could be operated on.
The crazy little bastard... chewed it out.
He fucking chewed a tumor off the base of his penis.
We were horrified. Cleaned him up but didn't disturb the wound, because omg he fucking chewed a tumor off his peen and it clotted and omg noooo.
But... it's healed? Scarred, misshapen, but healed.
Halloumi is officially the most badass living creature I have ever known.
I suspect he cannot be killed by conventional means.
We're good with that.
A few weeks ago, he developed a penile tumor. Not a cyst, we've seen those too Legit tumor. We looked at it, said "well, that's gonna do him in, pain meds every day until the poor baby passes." All we could do is ease his path.
Rat peen are retractable. The tumor was deep inside. No way it could be operated on.
The crazy little bastard... chewed it out.
He fucking chewed a tumor off the base of his penis.
We were horrified. Cleaned him up but didn't disturb the wound, because omg he fucking chewed a tumor off his peen and it clotted and omg noooo.
But... it's healed? Scarred, misshapen, but healed.
Halloumi is officially the most badass living creature I have ever known.
I suspect he cannot be killed by conventional means.
We're good with that.