alina🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️:blobhaj_plead_front: on Nostr: i want a laptop with: - 2in1 / fold feature - touch screen display with at least WQHD ...

i want a laptop with:
- 2in1 / fold feature
- touch screen display with at least WQHD and 14"
- corebootable firmware
- >=32GB unsoldered DDR5 RAM
- relatively new and powerful AMD CPU
- external AMD GPU
- a keyboard that's not ass
- high quality chassis
- 2 USB-C PD ports
- audio jack
- 2 USB-A ports
- >=2TB NVME main storage
- good speaker quality

optional but nice to have:
- ThinkPad nipple
- ARM or RISC-V CPU
- Wi-Fi 7
- 180W charger
- WAN modem, SIM card slot

I'm pretty sure it doesn't exist, so meh, laptops suck