Badmann :unverified: on Nostr: *Wild bath salts nigger appears*. >O shite >draw >Automated voice instructs me to ...

*Wild bath salts nigger appears*.
>O shite
>draw
>Automated voice instructs me to wipe off finger or use facial recognition
>fuck fuck fuck
>Wipe finger on shirt, try again
>Sorry, but either wrong finger or unauthorized user
>Fuck it.
>Point face at gun camera
>An indicator light blinks while it tries to calculate the geometry in to face
>Nigger now behind my shoulder and now in the face of camera
>Error! Please only have one subject in view
>Shite myself
Dayum man, I think you dropped your wallet, no need to do yourself, shiieet.

quoting nevent1q…40xj

>me using my gun's facial recognition

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