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Things I would rather do than watch the Oscars:
- Drag my balls through a mile of molten steel.
- Drive rusty railroad ties into my eyes.
- Drop a toaster in my bathtub … while I’m in it.
- Cover myself in honey and roll around naked in a colony of Bullet Ants.
- Get ran over by a steamroller … feet first.
- Have my wisdom teeth pulled out by a tractor sans anesthesia.
- Dunk my head n a deep fryer.
- Step on Legos barefoot.
- Play Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver.
- Listen to Taylor Swift (just kidding - I’d never do this.)
There are far better ways to spend your evening. Such as watching Eye Of The Storm at 7:30pm on Badlands Media!
Watch here:
https://rumble.com/v6pzpcy-eye-of-the-storm-ep.-233.html Published at
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