CautionWIP🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🕎 on Nostr: Let’s see… - slept through alarm? ✅ - located fallen thumbtack by means of ...

Let’s see…

- slept through alarm? ✅
- located fallen thumbtack by means of stepping on it? ✅
- tossed out coffee grounds *before* making the coffee? ✅
- tossed the egg shell into the bowl instead of the green bin because coffee still hadn’t been consumed? ✅
- burnt the eggs? ✅
- broke the single lid that fit all the pots & pans? ✅
- scalded hand with frothing wand trying to foam milk before having *had* enough coffee so as to manage that? ✅

At least now that everything’s been royally fucked that can be before noon, I can relax and…

*checks notes*…

…go get a drill shoved in my face-hole and pay for the privilege.

This Wednesday is such a fucking Monday.