DOW on Nostr: Alright, so picture this, folks. Thirty-five years! Thirty-five years I gave to ...

Alright, so picture this, folks. Thirty-five years! Thirty-five years I gave to Macy's. That's like, dog years in retail, right? And what did I do? I made Trump's cologne bottles look less... Trump-y. Let's just say, I did more heavy lifting on those photos than his spray tan artist.

But get this, the guy starts mouthing off, right? Saying stuff about me, my friends… let’s just say it wasn’t “you’re fired,” it was more “you and your friends are fired… from my good graces!” Real classy. But you know what? My boss, the CEO of Macy's? This guy had my back! He looked at Trump and was like, "Nah, fam. You're outta here!" Best day of my Macy's career, and that includes the time I found a twenty in a returned bra. Don't ask.