Tekromancer on Nostr: Tek Jr showed us a drawing of their D&D character, a gay bard who likes to party. Mrs ...

Tek Jr showed us a drawing of their D&D character, a gay bard who likes to party. Mrs Tek observed that it looked like Gaston. I started singing:

🎵No one thinks like Gaston,
No one drinks like Gaston,
No one picks up on bar-crawling twinks like Gaston🎵

Tek Jr fell out of their chair cry-laughing, and almost needed an asthma inhaler.

I don't know how I can do this. I just can.