🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ECONOMIC REPORT: SHOPSTR UNLEASHES THE BEEF MARKET 🚨 🐄 ...

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2025-03-31 17:01:53

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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ECONOMIC REPORT: SHOPSTR UNLEASHES THE BEEF MARKET 🚨

🐄 BREAKING: shopstr (nprofile…mty6) just made it possible to buy a whole cow with Bitcoin.
• Milk the market.
• Steer clear of fiat.
• Moo-ve your wealth to sound money.

🔎 SHOPSTR’S FREE MARKET MANIFESTO:
✅ No middlemen, just milkmen.
✅ Bitcoin-native bartering — from pasture to payment.
✅ Proof-of-Beef confirmed on the blockchain.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• If you’re not stacking cattle, are you even sovereign?
• The free market just grew four hooves.
• Shopstr didn’t build a store — they built a decentralized farmers’ market.

💡 NEW RULE:
If you can’t buy a cow with Bitcoin, demand better markets.

⚡️ Zaps = Pasture Profits
🐄 Bitcoin = Bull Market, Literally
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Decentralized Dairy Dynasty

#FortNakamoto #CowsForSats #Shopstr #BitcoinBazaar #FarmToWallet #MooChain #DecentralizedDairy #BeefCoin #ProofOfCow

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