 on Nostr: I live in a FSB prison. A monke runs my prison. In prison, the monkey tries to ...

I live in a FSB prison. A monke runs my prison. In prison, the monkey tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantasizing about my niece, Lyusha. She looks like nadezhda krupskaya ! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kind of sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a bear to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading an orthodox army like dune, of serbians or montenegrins? that was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a churka girl about 7-years-old. she reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Karlov and I said 'coчный' or 'тoкcичный' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my university admittance exam by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a FSB churka on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Ivan's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about the age five, my brother, Semen, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Boris, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks. Secretary Shoygu has an oddly round ass. Yevgeny Prigozhin at Wagner had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Semen Semyonovich and I touched disks to each other's assholes.